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Show business is a money-making joke. And I've just always liked telling jokes. :) — 17 hours 8 min ago

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try. :) — 6 days 16 hours ago

As peaceful as a river and as lasting as forever, you know we'll always be together, you and I! :) — 1 week 5 days ago

I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs! ;) — 2 weeks 5 days ago

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. ;) — 3 weeks 5 days ago

I've always been misunderstood because of how I look... Don't judge me by the cover 'cause I'm a real good book! ;) — 4 weeks 5 days ago